Let’s talk about WASA’s influencer army. In 2025, just after the UNC won the general election WASA hired 9 influencers. These influencers include influencers like Stark, Matara French, and Twiggy. Not this Twiggy; this Twiggy. While, in my opinion it’s absolutely okay for WASA to hire influencers, the hires are under scrutiny for a number of reasons: sources are questioning their qualifications, and the influencers’ role in attacking critics and defending the government on line.

To be clear I respect the grind of these influenzas. Particularly Matara French.  Is she the woman who does make people man tap out. Yeah, I like her. Although I’d argue that being paid a monthly salary of $8,667 to simp for the government as cringe as a grown man saying cringe. Think about it, Stark, you’re underselling yourself. The government is basically paying you less than $300 a day to reach a combined audience of 181,000 people.

So while parts of this country still struggles for water and elderly folks struggle to find $300 for cataract tests, WASA is hiring influencers to gaslight the entire country. This is the same government that cried about PNM mismanagement and unqualified workers for the last 10 years. The government is basically using influencers to downcry the opposition and defend $3.4 billion contracts which are under review. This is the same UNC that in 2013 or 2014 is responsible for the failed Beetham Water Recycling Plant. I mean, The hypocrisy is so thick you could use it to patch leaking water pipes.

Inside sources at WASA alleged that none of the influencers are qualified or useful to WASA’s core work.When contacted for his comment, influencer, said the conversation was pointless… then went on to say that firing unqualified people would basically empty out WASA. They got “Twiggy,” “Natty Royale,” “Mr Miss,” and “Ringleader” on payroll defending the government. WASA ain’t fixing water shortages — they’re creating content creator shortages in the opposition’s comment sections.  And for Stark Grimey to claim that firing unqualified people from Wasa would basically empty out wasa is an insult to your coworkers who have spent years studying the fine art of identifying newly paved roads and digging them up.

Having said all that I’ve said, I’d like to formally submit my resume to the Water and Social Media Authority. I believe I’d make an ideal candidate because I’m open to collaborations. For less than 200 a day, I’d make an ideal candidate, Trust me, I could make the PNM tap  out, the same way Keith Rowley tap out before the general elections. My name is Lyndon Baptiste and these are my qualifications.