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How to stage a protest in Trinidad (and stay out of jail)

In Trinidad and Tobago you need to ask the police for permission to protest against police brutality.

A public meeting is a gathering of persons in public to discuss a matter of public interest. So a protest is a public meeting.

Oh, before I dive into the research on how to protest like a boss and avoid getting lockup, do I really need to say that this post is not legal advice? It isn’t.

If you’re planning a protest or, to use the legal term, public meeting, think about this video as a how to guide, because while you don’t need a permit to gather and play football or drink rum by the river, you need  permisison if you want to gather publicly and discuss serious matters like crime, police brutality or the rising price of doubles.

In Trinidad, the right to protest exists, but even the right to stand still outside a police station holding placards may require police permission.

In theory applying for a “Public Meeting Permit” seems like a straightforward process and that’s what I want to talk to you about today: How to beg for the right to protest In Trinidad and Tobago.

In Trinidad, public meetings or protests often require permits, while static protests have been treated more leniently. Based on which police officer you talk to, the lines could get blurred.

For example, a recent public meeting or protest outside the police administration building in Port of Spain, was dispersed. Subsequent comments from the Deputy Commissioner of Police and an official release contradicted each other. The DCP essentially said “Small numbers, no traffic disruption, it’s probably fine”; while the official release said, “”We dispersed them anyway because of public safety/order.”

So, on one hand you have a senior official saying, “Relax nah”. While corporate communications comes out with their guns blazing, no pun intended, with threats of $100,000 fines and five years in jail. 

The official release reminded citizens that under the SoE, police can restrict gatherings, search without warrants, declare areas “protected places,” and generally flex harder than a baddist.

We’ll get to the The Emergency Powers Regulations in a bit but it basically let police do what they want during a State of Emergency. The irony is that people were protesting police-related issues… right outside the Police Administration Building… and got told to move because it might affect “public safety.”

So, if you’re planning a public meeting or participating a protest especially during a State of Emergency be smart. Don’t be like that one All Fours  partner who does stand up on bare jack and get hang every single time. I hate when that happens, boy, because my wife always quarrels when I stand up on bare jack, and get hanged.

Let’s talk about applying for a public meeting permit. You must apply for a Public Meetings Permit at least 14 days in advance.

You can apply online or in person at the nearest police station where you plan to stage the protest. Although up to the time I recorded this video the online form said you needed to apply at least 21 days in advance perhaps because the same programmers who wrote the program for the passport office wrote the program for the police. And, when I clicked some of the information pages the pages went nowhere like those steps outside the church in Mt Saint Benedict.

On the form, whether you fill it out online or in person, you’ll need to spill your guts. You’re required to present your Valid identification , either your National ID, Passport, or Driver’s Permit. Then there’s a formal letter to the Commissioner. Date, time, location, the expected number of comrades who will attend, and purpose. Plus details of your fellow plotters. Hit submit and wait.

I imagine that applying Online, hidden behind a computer screen, is fine but can you imagine walking into a police station in Trinidad to submit an application.

“Good morning!”

“Yeah, wha you want?”

“Officer, I want to apply for a public meeting permit.”

“For wha?”

“Umm. to protest police killings and the absence of body cams in 2026.”

“It have no forms, the forms run out. Apply online.”

“I tried but the form went nowhere like them steps in Mt St Benedict.”

When it comes to public meeting permits there is a core Distinction between Meetings and Marches. And it isn’t that you can meet people at a march but you can’t march people at a meet. Or can you?

For Public Marches/Processions you must get a permit from the Commissioner of Police. The Application window is at least 48 hours but no more than 14 days in advance. No permit equals illegal march.

For Public Meetings / Static Protests where protesters remain in one specific location, for example outside a police administration building, there is no statutory requirement for prior permission. In 2023, A High Court ruling explicitly clarified: “No police permission necessary” for public meetings. All that may be required is notice to the Commissioner, who can then respond if needed. Permission is not mandatory.

This precedent protects the difference between walking down the road shouting slogans which needs a permit and standing still with placards outside a building shouting “Lower the price of doubles and KFC”.

So, in Trinidad, courts have repeatedly ruled that citizens can hold static protests without begging for advance approval. Police attempts to treat every gathering as a march have been slapped down. The law does not require you to get a Public Meetings Permit for a simple demonstration — that permit is mainly for open-air speeches/meetings with amplification or large crowds. And for cases where microphones and speakers are used, organizers needs additional permits from the EMA.

Static protests fall into a grey area that courts have leaned toward protecting as freedom of assembly.

However, police can still intervene if the gathering causes obstruction, threatens public order, or violates other laws or, wait for it, there is a state of Emergency.

The State of Emergency Override is essentially The Great Equalizer.

During the current State of Emergency, Emergency Powers Regulations grant police broad discretionary powers to: Regulate, restrict, or disperse any public gathering; Declare areas “protected places” (like around the Police Administration Building); Stop, search, detain, or arrest without warrant if they suspect risk to public safety; Limit speech or organizing that could “influence public opinion in a manner detrimental to public safety”

So, the police could easily sweep in and say, “Not in my house,” and if you’re protesting the police why wouldn’t they?

Protests are not expressly banned, but they must comply with these sweeping emergency rules. In practice, this means police can simply disperse gatherings on a whim.

So, remember, during an SoE, the rulebook gets thrown out the window in favour of police discretion. The system is designed less for robust democracy and more for controlled ventilation of public anger. You can protest — just don’t be too effective, too loud, or too close to the wrong building without filling out the right forms, 14 days in person, and 21 days online because some programmer made a stupid validation mistake.

God bless our nation and Viva La Revolution.

Old and blind in Trinidad and Tobago

In Trinidad it seems that everyone is on a long waiting list. You’re either waiting six months for a passport appointment, another six months to get it. I know some men who’ve been waiting for months for their wife to give them something.

Recently I read an article that made me sad. You see, in Trinidad their are thousands of elderly people who are walking around blind from cataracts. Because they can’t afford surgery or access treatment. 

Not long ago there was a four-day cataract surgery mission organised at the Community Hospital of Seventh-day Adventists, Cocorite. Whether or not the drive was held on a Saturday doesn’t matter. 

Hats off to those involved. The mission aimed to service 4,000 people in 4,000 days. And although the specialised surgery takes about 4 minutes, there were delays in the process, because a lot of the elderly patients couldn’t afford $300-$500 for pre-tests. The organisers had to split their focus between screening and surgeries. 

Let that soak in. There are elderly folks in Trinidad who despite pension and family support can’t afford a tests that costs $300 to $500. That is scary, especially when you consider the cost of adult diapers. Adult diapers could cost at least $200. CAn you imagine old people hearing the price of diapers, because they can’t see the price duh, and saying, “Look at how  much money for pampers, is best I shit myself.”

According to the doctors, patients literally weep when the bandages are removed. One grandmother who had only see the shadow of her granddaugther for three years cried when she saw her face.

Imagine for a second, you’re old, broke, waiting on a passport appointment, and one day doctors from a foreign country come and you get a surgery to have your cataracts removed. The doctors remove your bandage and you see your grandchild’s face for the first time and you start weeping because the child looks more like your in-law, “Gosh, doctor, put back the cataract, put back the bandage.”

The good news is that Trinidad has the expertise and a doctor connected to the drive expressed his willingness  to train local doctors in the high-volume surgical technique. On behalf of the elders of Trinidad and Tobago I honestly hope that the Ministry of Health grabs this opportunity and trains local doctors to process at least 1,000 surgeries a day across Trinidad and Tobago.

Can you imagine public sector doctors watching this video. I could literally hear them saying, “Why he doh haul he mother …….”

WASA’s Influencer Army

Let’s talk about WASA’s influencer army. In 2025, just after the UNC won the general election WASA hired 9 influencers. These influencers include influencers like Stark, Matara French, and Twiggy. Not this Twiggy; this Twiggy. While, in my opinion it’s absolutely okay for WASA to hire influencers, the hires are under scrutiny for a number of reasons: sources are questioning their qualifications, and the influencers’ role in attacking critics and defending the government on line.

To be clear I respect the grind of these influenzas. Particularly Matara French.  Is she the woman who does make people man tap out. Yeah, I like her. Although I’d argue that being paid a monthly salary of $8,667 to simp for the government as cringe as a grown man saying cringe. Think about it, Stark, you’re underselling yourself. The government is basically paying you less than $300 a day to reach a combined audience of 181,000 people.

So while parts of this country still struggles for water and elderly folks struggle to find $300 for cataract tests, WASA is hiring influencers to gaslight the entire country. This is the same government that cried about PNM mismanagement and unqualified workers for the last 10 years. The government is basically using influencers to downcry the opposition and defend $3.4 billion contracts which are under review. This is the same UNC that in 2013 or 2014 is responsible for the failed Beetham Water Recycling Plant. I mean, The hypocrisy is so thick you could use it to patch leaking water pipes.

Inside sources at WASA alleged that none of the influencers are qualified or useful to WASA’s core work.When contacted for his comment, influencer, said the conversation was pointless… then went on to say that firing unqualified people would basically empty out WASA. They got “Twiggy,” “Natty Royale,” “Mr Miss,” and “Ringleader” on payroll defending the government. WASA ain’t fixing water shortages — they’re creating content creator shortages in the opposition’s comment sections.  And for Stark Grimey to claim that firing unqualified people from Wasa would basically empty out wasa is an insult to your coworkers who have spent years studying the fine art of identifying newly paved roads and digging them up.

Having said all that I’ve said, I’d like to formally submit my resume to the Water and Social Media Authority. I believe I’d make an ideal candidate because I’m open to collaborations. For less than 200 a day, I’d make an ideal candidate, Trust me, I could make the PNM tap  out, the same way Keith Rowley tap out before the general elections. My name is Lyndon Baptiste and these are my qualifications.